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[DELETED] 27 05,2021
Now hear me out. When masturbating you're essentially both giving AND receiving a handjob at the same time from a guy. That’s pretty fucking gay if you ask me. Now say you see a cute guy, his ass is so fucking nice and slappable, his juicy feminine lips look like they were made to be wrapped around your cock, and his hands are soft and slender, maybe even more so than your own (thereby making it even less gay). You make your move and he agrees to give you a handy. In this case, you’re simply receiving a handjob, you aren’t giving one as well. That’s half the gay, guys. Stop masturbating, it’s gay as fuck. Get yourself a man that’ll give you a hand.

P.S. if you do decide to give him one back in return because his beautiful, glistening, throbbing cock is just sitting there asking to be stroked, just make sure he’s somewhat more feminine than yourself because technically, giving and receiving a handjob from someone more feminine is less gay than someone who is more masculine (yourself).

EDIT: would giving AND receiving a handjob from a male be equivalently/less gay than just receiving OR giving a blowjob?? Please let me know because I’m no gayer than the average straight man who indulges in masturbation but I really, really want to suck my friend’s cock.
27 05,2021
im literally under the fucking grass while trying to grab a stupid anemoculus
26 05,2021
[DELETED] 26 05,2021
⠀⠀Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?

It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...

So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Ah shit, here we go again.
26 05,2021
All "among us" in the Bible.

Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.

Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised.

Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not?

Exodus 34:9 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance.

Numbers 27:4 Why should the name of our father be done away from among his family, because he hath no son? Give unto us therefore a possession among the brethren of our father.

Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us?

Joshua 9:7 And the men of Israel said unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye dwell among us; and how shall we make a league with you?

Joshua 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us?

Joshua 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the Lord, wherein the Lord's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the Lord, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the Lord our God.

Joshua 22:31 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest said unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the children of Manasseh, This day we perceive that the Lord is among us, because ye have not committed this trespass against the Lord: now ye have delivered the children of Israel out of the hand of the Lord.

Judges 18:25 And the children of Dan said unto him, Let not thy voice be heard among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household.

1 Samuel 4:3 And when the people were come into the camp, the elders of Israel said, Wherefore hath the Lord smitten us to day before the Philistines? Let us fetch the ark of the covenant of the Lord out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it cometh among us, it may save us out of the hand of our enemies.

1 Kings 5:6 Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my servants shall be with thy servants: and unto thee will I give hire for thy servants according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians.

Job 34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God.

Psalm 74:9 We see not our signs: there is no more any prophet: neither is there among us any that knoweth how long.Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.

Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised.

Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not?

Exodus 34:9 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance.

Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us?

Joshua 9:7 And the men of Israel said unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye dwell among us; and how shall we make a league with you?

Joshua 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us?

Joshua 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the Lord, wherein the Lord's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the Lord, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the Lord our God.

Joshua 22:31 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest said unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the children of Manasseh, This day we perceive that the Lord is among us, because ye have not committed this trespass against the Lord: now ye have delivered the children of Israel out of the hand of the Lord.

Judges 18:25 And the children of Dan said unto him, Let not thy voice be heard among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household.

1 Samuel 4:3 And when the people were come into the camp, the elders of Israel said, Wherefore hath the Lord smitten us to day before the Philistines? Let us fetch the ark of the covenant of the Lord out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it cometh among us, it may save us out of the hand of our enemies.

1 Kings 5:6 Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my servants shall be with thy servants: and unto thee will I give hire for thy servants according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians.

Job 34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God.

Psalm 74:9 We see not our signs: there is no more any prophet: neither is there among us any that knoweth how long.

Proverbs 1:14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

Isaiah 33:14 The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

Micah 3:11 The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for money: yet will they lean upon the Lord, and say, Is not the Lord among us? none evil can come upon us.

Luke 1:1 Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us,

Luke 7:16 And there came a fear on all: and they glorified God, saying, That a great prophet is risen up among us; and, That God hath visited his people.

John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

Acts 1:21 Wherefore of these men which have companied with us all the time that the Lord Jesus went in and out among us,

Acts 15:7 And when there had been much disputing, Peter rose up, and said unto them, Men and brethren, ye know how that a good while ago God made choice among us, that the Gentiles by my mouth should hear the word of the gospel, and believe.
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26 05,2021
Hi I'm looking for friends
My hobbies/interests include reading manga/manhwas, playing otome games, playing genshin impact, and watching anime. I'm a Leo rising and sun so I'm sure to give you a good time (and yk Leo women are fucking badass bitches). The age group for friends I'm looking for is 14-16 so if you are over or under sorry :( <3 I still love you though wqddhcbeufhv. I read bl and gl so you know your girl is cultured. I like cute things. I love fashion and style soft or goth or indie I'm into it all. Body positively stops Asian hate, BLM, feminism, for lgbtq+ rights, and equal rights and equal pay for women (don't think I missed anything 0.0). Marvel, Disney, star wars, and Dc I got you. I even went through a whole harry potter faze. I also LOVE miraculous. My favorite movie right now is Big fish. I got (real) cool samurai swords. Femboys <3 I'm intense will not hesitate to fight for you. Gots pretty good music taste mother mother, Miracle Musical, Chole Lilac, The neighborhood, and The garden are just some of the artists I listen to. Also single and bisexual wink wink. Super loyal I'm lonely and have no friends so I will devote my everything to you. I also have a cat named kenma.

Hit me up pew pew
Discord: c37_#5883
26 05,2021
I wanna read 26 05,2021
Just noticed how most of you hoes out there would simp for a bad boy/edgy guy, or straight out, a literal psychopath instead of a guy who treats his mother good, would treat you good, would buy you extra large fries with sundae and wouldn't end up murdering you. In short, I just wanna know why you fantasize and think that your relationship with- for example- dabi wouldn't end up being toxic af, thank you.
26 05,2021
3.If I were to make a research, my topic would be ___________________________ because ______________________
26 05,2021
I have a dumb statistics project that is due and I need at least 30 people answering it. It would mean a lot.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/nlttfe/do_any_of_you_guys_own_a_pet/
26 05,2021
dude i feel like I'm going into a new dimension how do u get used to them
26 05,2021
KARA
26 05,2021
caseycrumb24#4985 hit me up if you wanna be friends, talk about yaoi, anime, manga, tv shows movies etc (i really love horror, too!).
26 05,2021
"Nghh..." Letting out a moan, Spongebob tightly gripped the closed grill as he felt Squidward's slimy tentacles sensually play with his holes. It's already late at night, the both of them alone working overtime inside the restaurant because of Mr. Krabs silly request of serving late night costumers. For the Sponge, working late without any additional pay has always been okay for him. But what he didn't expect was for Squidward to say yes to this. The octopus have always hated spending his precious time here at work, that's why Spongebob was really curious of what made the octopus have a change of heart. What he didn't expect is for the reason to be something like this. "Squidward stop, Mr. Krabs might come back any moment. And also, a costumer might come in- ahn!... Any minute now!" The yellow sponge whispered trying to stop the taller creature. "Oh come on Spongebob. Who tf will go outside and order krabby patty at 2 am?" Squidward refutes showing no signs of stopping. 'I will' The sponge wanted to say, but only erotic moans are the only sounds escaping from his mouth. Squidward's long and soft tentacles creeping around his square body, slowly and steadily removing each piece of his clothes until the both of them finally ending up butt naked. The sponge went stiff, peeking back at his very-much-loved neighbor, "W-What was that?" He nervously asked when he felt a hard and thick rod poke his ass. "Oh that. That's my 7th tentacle, It let's out a secret special-white-sauce, you wanna try it?" Shaking, the sponge couldn't take all the temptation and slowly grind his ass towards Squidwards dick, making him show a triumphant grin. "Ahh~ yes. I want it. Please give me your special sauce."

I need jesus
26 05,2021
Psychedelia
26 05,2021
We are castaways














im sorry
26 05,2021
about not having a type. i dont even know why. all the guys they fan over are all similar (badass, edgy in some way) and its extremely obvious that thats their type because thats all they like and its also subtly obvious that they like me best when i also appear badass and v masculine.

yet they always say they dont have a type no matter what. i’m p sure its partly because they like to say that they never had a type before meeting me but thats untrue because this was their type before i ever did a face reveal (we’re in an online rs) but i don’t believe thats the whole reason. idek why im posting this here but it just feels weird to me so i havw to get it off my chest.
26 05,2021
about crying
Do you guys play with your pube hair when it gets too long?? I saw a tiktok about it and now I’ve been wondering all day.
26 05,2021
about crying
I'm done with school but I still have personal homework I made for myself! I am making a short questionnaire to look at answers!
Please help and fill out this form!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScHHAN8xJ7N6FvqTHJL2w70W0dNwlBu_8BA77uz7h7ttZhc5Q/viewform?usp=sf_link
Reply with your results!
26 05,2021
about question
(Feel free to skip some if they're too personal)
What're your pronouns, gender identity, and sexuality?
Favorite story on Mangago?
Favorite color and something you like to do?
When was the last time you cried?
How's your day going?
Have you eaten yet? (if not, please do!)
What languages do you speak?
Would you consider yourself an artist? If yes, what do you like to do? (digital art, sculpting, music, ect)
How many hours do you spend on Mangago every day?
Are you genuinely happy with your life right now?
Whens the last time you laughed, and at what?
Do you own any pets? What kind?
Do you have any siblings?
Whats your favorite song/artist?
Favorite genre of manga ect?
(If you're still in school,) What's your favorite subject, or what are you studying?
Dream job, house, life?

If anyone bothered to fill this out, thank you! I hope you enjoy the rest of your day <3
26 05,2021
about crying
So, I was pretending to sleep (don't ask why) and I hear my little sister ask my parents of words that start with or and the first thing my dad said was orgy... LIKE WTF-
26 05,2021

People are doing

did missing an old friend

I FUCKING MISS AO3 BRUH Of all the times I need to read on AO3, the site just HAD to go down at that exact moment smh

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did not sleep

i did and i can't. my thoughts are literally keeping me uppp. and its not even useful though tf

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did got a piercing

it hurts less than you think it will

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What is a 'thing'?

'Things' are your daily life experiences by which you get to know the world around you. Tell others about the things you did, may it be cool, sad, crazy or funny. You can also find things that you might want to do and a friend to do it with!