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We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying." Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said Among Us."

I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? It's from Among Us." Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? It's from among us!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" He didn't even make eye contact. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S SUS!!! I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!"

Still, no one laughed. I then said "I'm not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!!" (referencing a meme). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? That's not very Wholesome 100." When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're breathtaking!!" I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is?" No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Keanu is.

for me it's that i have a better perception of myself, rather than feeling unworthy for the other person i feel glad i was alive in that moment to meet them and that i exist for a reason

Her cunt's sloshy sounds became increasingly slushier and slushier with each passing second as his fist pounded in and out... in and out... in and out. It was an odd sound, a sound that if one did not know better, would have been indistinguishable from hot macaroni and cheese being vigorously turned with a wooden spoon.

https://www.mangago.me/home/people/1986497/ I'm not gonna lie, but this kid is Unmature. Yall know what I talking about

I know we're all tired of this dumb drama, so don't be shy, answer with your funniest meme.

I'm also thinking of hosting a meme competition but idk... Hm, lemme know what you guys think.

~ Khaos

Give me comfort word...
Mah crush for 2 whole fucking yrs told me she was straight...
Shit I'm gonna fucking cry...

everyday i come on here there is some new drama. Yesterday it was Fruity Loops and now a homophobic 12 year old. Any guesses for tommorow? Maybe it'll be some catholic mom praying to the lord to wash away our sins, who knows at this point.

they really went from i hate all lesbians to i wanna know how lesbians have sex like what the fuck lmao

like i swear to god all that i can see is homophobics or people who respect lgbtq like bruuhhhhh

https://picrew.me/image_maker/548515
This is worth your time, pinky promise!

Does anyone here bite their fingernails subconsciously? If so have you stopped? I need advice on how to stop biting my nails because it's gotten bad.

"Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures."

This is what a serial killer said when his head was about to be chopped off, and I've heard the same thing in an anime. I can't remember where so pls if you know tell me.






(The title was necessary to get your attention because that's how you do it here)

I wanted strangers opinion on my question

Am I homophobic if I don't support the LGBT community. But I'm okay with you coming out as gay or any other sexualities. Like "I'm okay with that. You can hangout with me even if you're Gay. I don't care." And I wanna be neutral but at the same time I have a nagging feeling I'm homophobic with gay couples. Is it homophobic of me to think that? Or I just don't fully support something.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/207627

Too much drama, show me all your picrews

i just realized the fact that men have literal sausages attached to there body. I nearly threw up, why did they choose to have them nasty ass pickles hanging off of them?? The thought alone brought tears to my eyes. Every once in a while, I think "men arent so bad," but no. this was the last straw, im a lesbian now.

I don't know why but I find my stretch marks quite pleasing or just in general claiming, like every time I like touch them or basically rub my fingers across them it's just so satisfying and calming. Also don't bring yourself down because of them just know you're beautiful and hot you know ;)

Idk make something
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1011016

Idk make a boyfriend our uself lol
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1011016

And another one. Search "memes" but this time close your eyes,scroll five times and no cheating you here? Anyway any how any who I just love memes that's all.
Mine:https://pin.it/3cYvw49