omega is so short-minded istg. Like if he heard somebody lived somewhere with snow he'd be like hmmm must be Russia or Canada, can’t possibly think of other places one could live where there’s snow. And yes, in this scenario he’s so oblivious he doesn’t even consider his own snow-capable country I’m not asking him to realize there’s snow in places abysmally hot like AZ, USA. I’m asking him to consider, like, MINIMUM a top 5 most obvious. This mf wouldn’t even think to put Iceland or Antarctica in the running like PLEASE HELP he's so frustrating
Omg 20 yakgwa (those pretty cookies) is INSANE
I fucking love those, but even I couldn’t eat 20 in one sitting! Inability to feel full aside the amount of sticky stuff cemented in your teeth after that amount would rival those evil caramel-apple lollipops from my childhood….I'm also hoping it means he can’t gain the calories from them, otherwise he’s gonna be waking up a whole kilo (~2lbs) heavier
Someone call professor Lupin bc that ejaculation from the first finger thrust was RID-DICK-ULUS
that cunt jk rowling can rot in hell tho, please & thank you
P.S. - my HP nerd knowledge is rooted so deep….I had to double check that I spelled the spell right before making it punny (sadly I was correct) and even worse (I realized after) I googled "Harry Potter boggart spell" which honestly….is so much fucking dorkier than just typing about 20 other things instead of first remembering the fucking made-up creature the spell is even used for











Diabolical cliffhanger