Hahahaha the ASIAN giving the ITALIAN a hard time about driving! Seems backwards but in all honesty Asians are typically very safe & diligent drivers and Italians…well…when I rented a car in Italy, they said not to worry about coming back with any dents or scratches, bc apparently that’s the norm! only get the extra insurance if I’m worried about irreparably wrecking it
like WHAT in America if I so much as tap the most obscure possible spot with something remotely abrasive in any way, but it leaves a micron of a mark, I'm gonna assume they’ll charge me for that.
Okay but …. I was really liking the fact that this sub-uke's literal profession was teaching a self-defense sport bc I thought it helped balance the ~subs/ukes aren’t always helpless little pussies~ cliche. Like subs are (typically) masochists but that doesn’t mean they can’t inflict harm themselves, they just don’t derive sexual pleasure from it. Plus in general we all get tired of the overdone ~bottom's so weak they couldn’t win a match against a pug~ bit…so way to waste this characters potential and just let him remain a doormat to the world both in & out of the bedroom uhhhhgg he coulda taken that grass hair mf down so fast and it woulda been so spectacular
Damn for real?! I didn’t know that about the nature of assault charges in Korea, but I’ll keep that in mind for future reads! I did about the martial arts ethics, and tbh I find eviscerating someone verbally is best, but it’s rare to pull that off well (especially in a comic) so I was just hoping that he would at least pin seaweed head down bc he’s a bastard
No actually you're right for that, just because you can't beat the mf up doesn't mean you should verbally take it. I would have semi bluffed honestly. I'd say it's bold asf to assume I won't tell the police when I don't have to disclose SHIT about my private sex life. How would it even come up unless someone else mentioned it? This is a case about an ex being insane, stalking and committing literal crimes. Plenty of exes do that without any involvement of BDSM, I can't see how that's relevant. I have like no faith in police but a proper officer should be able to not be hung up on a victom's personal life and bedroom habits to do their damn job
He says he sorted out his feelings but I can’t trust a man who won’t wear lip balm bro your rich now, go get some fancy shit that works in literally a few applications
real talk tho Dr. Dan's cortibalm would fix those crusty-ass desert lips in like a day….however I don’t recommend kissing anyone with that shit on bc it tastes atrocious. But works like magic!










Someone call professor Lupin bc that ejaculation from the first finger thrust was RID-DICK-ULUS
that cunt jk rowling can rot in hell tho, please & thank you
P.S. - my HP nerd knowledge is rooted so deep….I had to double check that I spelled the spell right before making it punny (sadly I was correct) and even worse (I realized after) I googled "Harry Potter boggart spell" which honestly….is so much fucking dorkier than just typing about 20 other things instead of first remembering the fucking made-up creature the spell is even used for