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about reject a love confession
https://picrew.me/image_maker/3011. https://picrew.me/image_maker/59568. https://picrew.me/image_maker/597326. I hope you have fun and I got this idea from The killing game/anime Danganronpa
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Do y'all have pages with Han Yoahn from The Love Doctor? I re-read it lately and understood that i'm kinda obsessed w her but i'm too lazy to re-read it T.T Make a gurl happy pls (づ￣ ³￣)づ
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Okay now that ive got your attention (u weird human) i shall give u an invite to join a discord server that serves only two braincells in the menu. Don't expect much.
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Sexuality and Acceptance
Sanity and its exact opposite
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Just tell us your Discord tag and we'll send you an invite right away!
A server where u can talk about:
Sexuality and Acceptance
Sanity and its exact opposite
BL (Duh)
Yuri
Dumbasses
Weed
And basically anything you'd ever think a server would usually have, except its much more gayer.
Just tell us your Discord tag and we'll send you an invite right away!
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Hello! I'm inviting you guys to our cozy fujoshi friend group chat.
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If you have discord and want to join this fujoshi group chat drop in the comments your discord tags so I can add you and invite you to the group!
Perks of joining us:
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2. Being part of a community for BL
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about watch girl from nowhere
When are you gonna finish your want to read list huh?
I'm including myself too but how about you? When are you gonna empty that list?
I know some of ya'll have over 1000+ things in your want to read list don't lie.
I'm including myself too but how about you? When are you gonna empty that list?
I know some of ya'll have over 1000+ things in your want to read list don't lie.
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I know this is a weird place to say something like this but I can't talk to my family. So I'll just do it here, I have to get it out somehow right? I feel sad, Like really sad and I want to kill myself. I was about to do it a few weeks ago but my friends stopped me. I promised one of them that I would not hurt myself, But I'm afraid, I'm going to have to break that promise, I thought I might as well stay alive a little while longer for my friends, but I can't because I have done nothing but let them down, I was selfish didn't agree with them most of the time, and even insulted them, I thought for a minute that it's them they are the problem.l but no, The problem was and is me. I'm the problem. I'm the one who caused them this disappointment. After going over this over and over again, I realized that I am also the problem in real life. The issue has always been me, as my parents are always fighting. I realized that it's me that is at fault. Usually, when I make an error or I forget something, the fighting begins. I was the issue the whole time. So I'm going to fix this issue The only way I know how to. I am going to end it, I am really going to do this, For the first time in my life, I feel like I'm doing the right thing. In any case, this will probably be the last time you hear from me. Vielen Dank für Ihre Aufmerksamkeit. Goodbye
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???Hmm where am I? ???When I looked around everything was dark? ???Then out of nowhere I heard someone say ???finally the last ones up about time Jesus! ???It looks like he also has a different color eye ???Hmmm this is getting very interesting indeed. "Says well putting her hand up to her chin". ??? Different color eye what does she mean? "Looks around and notices other people" ??? Wait now that I think about it everybody else
???A different colored eye ???so that means I also have one? ??? I wonder what color it is my original eye color is White? ???But wait did he say finally the last one up what does that mean? ###well finally the last ones up I thought I was going to die from waiting so long "says in a deep and glitchy voice"
###Anyways probably wondering why you all are here and the different eye color so whatever so I'm going to explain and only wants to listen very carefully! "Says in a deep and glitchy voice" ###well simple you all are gamers and the color of your eye it gives you special powers basically your powers are based on your skills red means it basically makes you super fast and stealthy kind of like an assassin Orange it's means you're good at communicating with animal (so yeah that's all I know it's probably late and I know nobody's going to read this but yeah I was bored)
???A different colored eye ???so that means I also have one? ??? I wonder what color it is my original eye color is White? ???But wait did he say finally the last one up what does that mean? ###well finally the last ones up I thought I was going to die from waiting so long "says in a deep and glitchy voice"
###Anyways probably wondering why you all are here and the different eye color so whatever so I'm going to explain and only wants to listen very carefully! "Says in a deep and glitchy voice" ###well simple you all are gamers and the color of your eye it gives you special powers basically your powers are based on your skills red means it basically makes you super fast and stealthy kind of like an assassin Orange it's means you're good at communicating with animal (so yeah that's all I know it's probably late and I know nobody's going to read this but yeah I was bored)
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Somewhere you would/have probably meet someone you know, like a classmate, schoolmate, co-worker, teacher, boss, etc.
Why would you want to see them and why wouldn't you want to see them....
Why would you want to see them and why wouldn't you want to see them....
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soo ive made an album of manhwa girls i think are goddess's. drop some photos of you favorite girls so i can add them to it :D
also lowkey starting to think i could be bi cuz what straight girl spends almost three hours to make a shrine for girls-?? also ima make one for guys maybe tmrw. ion wanna edit any more pics today.
also lowkey starting to think i could be bi cuz what straight girl spends almost three hours to make a shrine for girls-?? also ima make one for guys maybe tmrw. ion wanna edit any more pics today.
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I wanted to make an album about two characters from two different works having opposing features in regards to hair and eye colors.
Like "Nine" (beware of the villainess) and Yerenica (seduce the Villain's Father), with the former having blue hair, pink eyes and the latter having pink hair blue eyes.
Could you post some pics and also the sauce?
Like "Nine" (beware of the villainess) and Yerenica (seduce the Villain's Father), with the former having blue hair, pink eyes and the latter having pink hair blue eyes.
Could you post some pics and also the sauce?
So I was depressed as usual after completing 5 or more of my missing assignments and then I started typing some depressing shit but when I saw Toji on my keyboard... Ngl, I almost licked my phone but I definitely stopped typing for a while and went out to search Toji Fushiguro dil- I mean dadd- I mean jjk on Pinterest. Pretty dope cuz I saw some unhol- I mean holy things.
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you know that shitty question that someone using this acc posted (https://www.mangago.me/thing/about/559910/). my bf said he said he did it. he's genuinely sorry.
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Okay so this is a shoujo manga love triangle between two brothers and a girl. One guy is blonde and has glasses, he is a smart character kind of serious too. The other guy had dark, curly hair, he is more outgoing and charismatic. A new girl moves in and falls for the dark hair guy. Then he rejects her and she falls for the blonde. Then the blonde and the girl break up and she ends up with the dark haired guy. I think... I don't really remember much since I read this years ago. But I hope someone can help me find it.
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“They say he can kill a titan with his bare hands!”
“Oh Levi you’re so awesome marry me!”
“Shut the fuck up!”
“Just you wait. Levi will prude and fuck your soul! AHHHH! Told you!”
“Captain, I’m so glad your safe!”
“We’ve got three titans approaching. You two, take the one of the right. I’ll take the two on the left. Petra, go knit a sweater.”
“But I can help”
“WOOOO! It’s the return of the one man army. Bow down, bitches. Fuck yea ferocious one. Dude I am standing on your fucking head man. This is fucking rad! Bite the pillow Pinocchio. I’m going in dry. WOOHOO! The duke is back! Awwww no. Blood on my hands? This is like exactly how hepatitis happens. Not cool”
“Captain I can’t stop the bleeding”
“No shit Sherlock I bet they don’t make tampons thick enough for- oh. You meant him”
“Captain... was I useful to humanity?”
“Dude you like flew right into that Titans mouth you were like bullseye in a game of let’s not hit the bullseye! Hahaha! I’m gonna be laughing at how hard you fucked up for ages. So yea I guess you were pretty useful”
“Captain... he’s gone!”
“Oh no. Petra please don’t cry. You’re so ugly when you cry.”
“Hey hey hey kids!”
“Woooo! Humanity’s greatest once again stands victorious. That’s right bitches. The duke is back.”
“Who are- wait. You’re commander Erwin. And you’re, you’re captain levi. Oh my god. You guys are my heroes!”
“Well would you look at that Erwin. We’re his heroes.”
“Seriously! I’m like your biggest fan”
“He probably has posters of us in his room”
“I do!”
“Teenage boys usually have posters of girls in their room. He has us.”
“That means nothing.”
“Imagine him just jacking it every night to your face”
“Levi, stop”
“Just going in, just throttling that rooster shooting loads all over those bushy eyebrows of yours”
“What?”
“Are you picturing it Erwin?”
“Levi-“
“ARE YOU PICTURING IT ERWIN? CAUSE IVE GOT A PRETTY VIVID IMAGE IN MY HEAD!”
“Is he usually like this?”
“He’s been drinking.”
“Seriously look at his face. He looks like Helen Keller the first time she touched water.”
“Levi!”
“His tears probably taste like poetry”
“I order you to stop”
“Oh look my names baby dick and I can turn into a titan let’s all forget about the duke of destruction over here and worship Justin Bieber.”
“Who’s Justin Bieber?”
“A pop singer”
“A fucking asshole”
“By the walls, Levi, compose yourself!”
“No, Erwin, because unlike Puss in Boots over here, I actually kick ass just fine on my own. Hahahahaha. Get it? I just made a Shrek joke.”
“You make a lot of references.”
“I am like, the king of references. Shrek is loveee”
“You know THIS is not how I imagined meeting my heroes”
“Who cares baby dick?”
“I apologize. Will you please stop talking Levi?”
“Sure whatever do your thing. It’ll just give me more time to think up one liners.”
“My entire world will know me as Eren Jaeger, savior of humanity”
“Wait. His last name is Jaeger?”
“Yes.”
“This...changes...EVERYTHING. JAEGER BOMB!! Haha! I can’t believe that is your name. Hahaha! Oh my god kid you are so fucked”
“What- what does be um”
“Alright Erwin I’m cool with him. Kid for the time being just think of me like your older brother. Except if that you turn into a titan I’ll kill you but don’t don’t worry about that”
“Uhhhh I’m kind of worried alrea-“
“Shut up. All you need to know is that your last name is fucking awesome and we are going to do so many shots together! Haha JAEGER BOMB! Haha fucking unbelievable. Buckle up buttercup, cause once you’re in we are going to fucking party.”
“What the fuck captain?”
“So, Jaeger bomb wants to join the survey Corp. that’s nice but you’re too big a security risk to allow at graduation. However we can still induct you the old fashioned way”
“Which is?”
“Same way you join any game. Initiation.”
*lots of unintelligible yelling”
“Wooooo! Eren you getting your ass WHOOP! Even from hell I can see a beating like this. GODAMNNN!”
“Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes”
“I think he’s about down”
“That public beating was punishment enough. Do you have any closing statements you’d like to make?”
“Objection...”
“You know eren I really didn’t like you at first”
“Oh really??”
“Yea. But you took that beating well. You’re alright in my book. We cool?”
“Oh! Yea yea yea sure we-were cool”
“Welcome to the team jaeger bomb. So. What’s the story on your sister?”
“......................what?”
“Fuck this!”
“Call my Dumbledore, cause were about to clean bitches”
*Michael Jackson song starts playing*
“Oh yea you’re a dirty window sill aren’t ya? I’m gonna clean you something rightttt”
“Uh sir, I finished the upstairs as requested sir”
“What?”
“Uh”
“What”
“Wh-“
“What.”
“What are you doing”
“I WAS just enjoying my fucking awesome handiwork, but then an annoying little brat had to show up and ruin it all! And track dirt on the freshly mopped floor.”
“Sorry... hey why are you wearing a diaper on your head?”
“Rule number one, don’t ever question me. Rule number two, SHUT UP. Rule number three, where’s your sanitary headscarf?”
“Sir?”
“Do you have any idea what the deadliest creatures known to man are?”
“Titans!”
“No. Germs, dumbass. They’re everywhere. In the dust, in your hair. They might even be living inside your own body. Which is why the squad makes sure to clean every environment it faces. And drink plenty of high proof flicker”
“Wow”
“What? It’s a sanitizer.”
You really take this seriously don’t you?”
“I take everything seriously. I’m captain goddamn Levi. I murder titans and scrub the fuck out of floors. And if you wanna be like us, you will too. Alright baby dick I’m gonna check your work. Finish this room but don’t touch the cabinet. Thats where I keep my weed”
“Speaking of weird what’s up with the captain?”
“What do you mean?”
“Well I walked in on him just now and caught him in the middle of-“
“Foreplay?”
“Uh I wasn’t aware that was a thing”
“It was the Windex wasn’t it”
“Yea”
“Lavender cinnamon or mountain mist?”
“Mountain”
“Always is”
“Wait”
“No don’t wait look a squirrel!”
“Are you... and him?”
“No”
“Yea”
“No”
“Yeaaa”
“NO. Um I’m sorry. What was the question?”
“Nothing sir!”
“Whatever. You forgot to dust the chandelier dick moth. Do everything over. Wow. This was a great tea party. I just sat here and insulted all of you and nobody talked back”
“Sir may I ask”
“Spit it jaeger bomb”
“Why is this tea so awful”
“That’s because it’s mostly watered down vodka”
“Vodka?”
“I know right? We only have enough to drink for like half the day this week. Times are tough in the empire.”
“Shouldn’t you all be sober”
“What’s he talking about”
“He said sober. We don’t do sober”
“Aren’t you guys here to make sure I don’t turn into a titan?”
“Yes”
“And if I do turn into a titan without permission, you’re all gonna kill me right?”
“Duh”
“So maybe I’d prefer if the people who hold my life in their hands were in the right state of mind?”
“Jaeger bomb I am always in the right state of mind”
“Hello everyone! I have arrived. Wait, Levi? You guys have snacks?”
“No. No snacks for shitty glasses”
“Whatever I’m here for him. Levi does titan wren have anything to fear?”
“...yes. Drop everything. We’re joining up with the Corp”
“Yes sir!”
“Listen buttercup I need you to tone it down several notches you’re an 11 right now I need you to be at like a 4. You have no idea the hangover I’m dealing with. Alright squad Levi roll out!”
“Now I know all you dickhards go into battle but that ain’t the plan!”
“Yea that’s right lap it up. That’s the taste of success.”
“I can’t believe what the captain did. If I ever get my hands on him I’m gonna tie him down strap him to a chair and force him to listen to one of Armins fucked up dismemberment lectures”
“I have pictures now!”
“Sir the right flank has been entirely wiped out!”
“Heh. Fucking noobs”
“Also the supply cart with all the booze was lost in the chaos”
“This...is truly a tragedy. Hey horse face relay that to command”
“Yes sir!”
“Captain”
“A black flare? What’s that mean again?”
“It means Voldemor- no wait that’s purple. It means an abnormal titan is heading towards us”
“Captain Levi?”
“Oh my god what”
“W-were in a forest!”
“No shit Sherlock”
“But we’re not supposed to be here!”
“Hehhhh I hope this horse comes with a safety belt. Slow down guys we could trip over a dangerously exposed elm root. Look around jaeger. No one cares”
“But”
“No one cares”
“Maybe it’s because I’m so new that he’s being mean. Maybe everyone else can sense what’s going on and I’m just not-“
“Yea I gotta shit but it won’t come out!”
“Wait. They’re just as messed up as me. What is the captain doing?”
“Captain. Black flare behind us”
“Somethings coming. Weapons ready. Awwwwww shit”
“Get the fuck out of my way!! Ahh youre gonna die”
“What’s the command??”
“We’re gonna keep running. Forward. In a straight like.”
“We’re gonna run?? It just killed THREE of our men and you’re telling me we’re gonna run.”
“Look Eren sometimes you gotta run. I’ve been running from people all my life. The military police, debt collectors, some guy I owe named Kenny”
“Do you even have a plan?”
“Of course I have a plan. I always have a plan for everything”
“Oh my god he’s bluffing he’s bluffing! That’s what he says when he doesn’t have a plan!”
“Hey! Horse face!”
“What?”
“You call her horse face?”
“Baby dick, not now”
*unintelligible words*
“Stalker, try hard, Randall! All y’all scripples need to back the fuck off. Horse face, you know you can’t do better than me so”
“Ok that is it!”
“What? It’s true”
“You dinky little fuck! If we survive this mission when we get back im sleeping with Eren!”
“Haha! Jaeger bomb? That swagless beast?”
“Yea him! I’m gonna fuck his brains out!”
“No! Eren Jaeger I order you to remain a virgin”
“Oh my god! There’s still people dying back there! Why aren’t we fighting?”
“Because your moves are week”
“I could take her”
“Ha! You fight like a substitute teacher”
“What about you? Aren’t you all humanity’s best warriors?”
“Uh yea against regular titans. Not.. fucking.. THAT!”
“Bitch shoot a flare! Let command know that we’re under attack! For gods sake we literally have hundreds of reinforcements just standing around!”
“Hey! Where Eren?”
“WHO FUCKING CARES”
“So why are we running?”
“Because I said so”
Oh so this is what you do? Drop tail and run away like a little bitch!”
“Eren you’re only saying that because I can’t reach back there and pinch smack the shit out of you”
“No I’m only saying that because I wasn’t expecting my heroes to be cowards!”
“Heroes? Kid what the fuck was I for you like Batman?”
“Yes!”
“Ah!”
“No!”
“You ain’t shit I hope you die! I wanna see you die!”
“Jaeger bomb! Was I Batman?”
“No! You were never Batman! You’re a miserable pathetic failure wrapped in self hatred and loathing dying a cold death alone in the middle of the night!”
“Goddamn... Jaeger bomb. I do not care. What I do care about is that basement. So we’re going to keep running. And through heaven or hell, fire or rain, we are getting to that basement, and I am wearing your dead mothers panties ON MY HEAD!”
“...be the only pantries you see for a while”
“SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Oh Levi you’re so awesome marry me!”
“Shut the fuck up!”
“Just you wait. Levi will prude and fuck your soul! AHHHH! Told you!”
“Captain, I’m so glad your safe!”
“We’ve got three titans approaching. You two, take the one of the right. I’ll take the two on the left. Petra, go knit a sweater.”
“But I can help”
“WOOOO! It’s the return of the one man army. Bow down, bitches. Fuck yea ferocious one. Dude I am standing on your fucking head man. This is fucking rad! Bite the pillow Pinocchio. I’m going in dry. WOOHOO! The duke is back! Awwww no. Blood on my hands? This is like exactly how hepatitis happens. Not cool”
“Captain I can’t stop the bleeding”
“No shit Sherlock I bet they don’t make tampons thick enough for- oh. You meant him”
“Captain... was I useful to humanity?”
“Dude you like flew right into that Titans mouth you were like bullseye in a game of let’s not hit the bullseye! Hahaha! I’m gonna be laughing at how hard you fucked up for ages. So yea I guess you were pretty useful”
“Captain... he’s gone!”
“Oh no. Petra please don’t cry. You’re so ugly when you cry.”
“Hey hey hey kids!”
“Woooo! Humanity’s greatest once again stands victorious. That’s right bitches. The duke is back.”
“Who are- wait. You’re commander Erwin. And you’re, you’re captain levi. Oh my god. You guys are my heroes!”
“Well would you look at that Erwin. We’re his heroes.”
“Seriously! I’m like your biggest fan”
“He probably has posters of us in his room”
“I do!”
“Teenage boys usually have posters of girls in their room. He has us.”
“That means nothing.”
“Imagine him just jacking it every night to your face”
“Levi, stop”
“Just going in, just throttling that rooster shooting loads all over those bushy eyebrows of yours”
“What?”
“Are you picturing it Erwin?”
“Levi-“
“ARE YOU PICTURING IT ERWIN? CAUSE IVE GOT A PRETTY VIVID IMAGE IN MY HEAD!”
“Is he usually like this?”
“He’s been drinking.”
“Seriously look at his face. He looks like Helen Keller the first time she touched water.”
“Levi!”
“His tears probably taste like poetry”
“I order you to stop”
“Oh look my names baby dick and I can turn into a titan let’s all forget about the duke of destruction over here and worship Justin Bieber.”
“Who’s Justin Bieber?”
“A pop singer”
“A fucking asshole”
“By the walls, Levi, compose yourself!”
“No, Erwin, because unlike Puss in Boots over here, I actually kick ass just fine on my own. Hahahahaha. Get it? I just made a Shrek joke.”
“You make a lot of references.”
“I am like, the king of references. Shrek is loveee”
“You know THIS is not how I imagined meeting my heroes”
“Who cares baby dick?”
“I apologize. Will you please stop talking Levi?”
“Sure whatever do your thing. It’ll just give me more time to think up one liners.”
“My entire world will know me as Eren Jaeger, savior of humanity”
“Wait. His last name is Jaeger?”
“Yes.”
“This...changes...EVERYTHING. JAEGER BOMB!! Haha! I can’t believe that is your name. Hahaha! Oh my god kid you are so fucked”
“What- what does be um”
“Alright Erwin I’m cool with him. Kid for the time being just think of me like your older brother. Except if that you turn into a titan I’ll kill you but don’t don’t worry about that”
“Uhhhh I’m kind of worried alrea-“
“Shut up. All you need to know is that your last name is fucking awesome and we are going to do so many shots together! Haha JAEGER BOMB! Haha fucking unbelievable. Buckle up buttercup, cause once you’re in we are going to fucking party.”
“What the fuck captain?”
“So, Jaeger bomb wants to join the survey Corp. that’s nice but you’re too big a security risk to allow at graduation. However we can still induct you the old fashioned way”
“Which is?”
“Same way you join any game. Initiation.”
*lots of unintelligible yelling”
“Wooooo! Eren you getting your ass WHOOP! Even from hell I can see a beating like this. GODAMNNN!”
“Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes”
“I think he’s about down”
“That public beating was punishment enough. Do you have any closing statements you’d like to make?”
“Objection...”
“You know eren I really didn’t like you at first”
“Oh really??”
“Yea. But you took that beating well. You’re alright in my book. We cool?”
“Oh! Yea yea yea sure we-were cool”
“Welcome to the team jaeger bomb. So. What’s the story on your sister?”
“......................what?”
“Fuck this!”
“Call my Dumbledore, cause were about to clean bitches”
*Michael Jackson song starts playing*
“Oh yea you’re a dirty window sill aren’t ya? I’m gonna clean you something rightttt”
“Uh sir, I finished the upstairs as requested sir”
“What?”
“Uh”
“What”
“Wh-“
“What.”
“What are you doing”
“I WAS just enjoying my fucking awesome handiwork, but then an annoying little brat had to show up and ruin it all! And track dirt on the freshly mopped floor.”
“Sorry... hey why are you wearing a diaper on your head?”
“Rule number one, don’t ever question me. Rule number two, SHUT UP. Rule number three, where’s your sanitary headscarf?”
“Sir?”
“Do you have any idea what the deadliest creatures known to man are?”
“Titans!”
“No. Germs, dumbass. They’re everywhere. In the dust, in your hair. They might even be living inside your own body. Which is why the squad makes sure to clean every environment it faces. And drink plenty of high proof flicker”
“Wow”
“What? It’s a sanitizer.”
You really take this seriously don’t you?”
“I take everything seriously. I’m captain goddamn Levi. I murder titans and scrub the fuck out of floors. And if you wanna be like us, you will too. Alright baby dick I’m gonna check your work. Finish this room but don’t touch the cabinet. Thats where I keep my weed”
“Speaking of weird what’s up with the captain?”
“What do you mean?”
“Well I walked in on him just now and caught him in the middle of-“
“Foreplay?”
“Uh I wasn’t aware that was a thing”
“It was the Windex wasn’t it”
“Yea”
“Lavender cinnamon or mountain mist?”
“Mountain”
“Always is”
“Wait”
“No don’t wait look a squirrel!”
“Are you... and him?”
“No”
“Yea”
“No”
“Yeaaa”
“NO. Um I’m sorry. What was the question?”
“Nothing sir!”
“Whatever. You forgot to dust the chandelier dick moth. Do everything over. Wow. This was a great tea party. I just sat here and insulted all of you and nobody talked back”
“Sir may I ask”
“Spit it jaeger bomb”
“Why is this tea so awful”
“That’s because it’s mostly watered down vodka”
“Vodka?”
“I know right? We only have enough to drink for like half the day this week. Times are tough in the empire.”
“Shouldn’t you all be sober”
“What’s he talking about”
“He said sober. We don’t do sober”
“Aren’t you guys here to make sure I don’t turn into a titan?”
“Yes”
“And if I do turn into a titan without permission, you’re all gonna kill me right?”
“Duh”
“So maybe I’d prefer if the people who hold my life in their hands were in the right state of mind?”
“Jaeger bomb I am always in the right state of mind”
“Hello everyone! I have arrived. Wait, Levi? You guys have snacks?”
“No. No snacks for shitty glasses”
“Whatever I’m here for him. Levi does titan wren have anything to fear?”
“...yes. Drop everything. We’re joining up with the Corp”
“Yes sir!”
“Listen buttercup I need you to tone it down several notches you’re an 11 right now I need you to be at like a 4. You have no idea the hangover I’m dealing with. Alright squad Levi roll out!”
“Now I know all you dickhards go into battle but that ain’t the plan!”
“Yea that’s right lap it up. That’s the taste of success.”
“I can’t believe what the captain did. If I ever get my hands on him I’m gonna tie him down strap him to a chair and force him to listen to one of Armins fucked up dismemberment lectures”
“I have pictures now!”
“Sir the right flank has been entirely wiped out!”
“Heh. Fucking noobs”
“Also the supply cart with all the booze was lost in the chaos”
“This...is truly a tragedy. Hey horse face relay that to command”
“Yes sir!”
“Captain”
“A black flare? What’s that mean again?”
“It means Voldemor- no wait that’s purple. It means an abnormal titan is heading towards us”
“Captain Levi?”
“Oh my god what”
“W-were in a forest!”
“No shit Sherlock”
“But we’re not supposed to be here!”
“Hehhhh I hope this horse comes with a safety belt. Slow down guys we could trip over a dangerously exposed elm root. Look around jaeger. No one cares”
“But”
“No one cares”
“Maybe it’s because I’m so new that he’s being mean. Maybe everyone else can sense what’s going on and I’m just not-“
“Yea I gotta shit but it won’t come out!”
“Wait. They’re just as messed up as me. What is the captain doing?”
“Captain. Black flare behind us”
“Somethings coming. Weapons ready. Awwwwww shit”
“Get the fuck out of my way!! Ahh youre gonna die”
“What’s the command??”
“We’re gonna keep running. Forward. In a straight like.”
“We’re gonna run?? It just killed THREE of our men and you’re telling me we’re gonna run.”
“Look Eren sometimes you gotta run. I’ve been running from people all my life. The military police, debt collectors, some guy I owe named Kenny”
“Do you even have a plan?”
“Of course I have a plan. I always have a plan for everything”
“Oh my god he’s bluffing he’s bluffing! That’s what he says when he doesn’t have a plan!”
“Hey! Horse face!”
“What?”
“You call her horse face?”
“Baby dick, not now”
*unintelligible words*
“Stalker, try hard, Randall! All y’all scripples need to back the fuck off. Horse face, you know you can’t do better than me so”
“Ok that is it!”
“What? It’s true”
“You dinky little fuck! If we survive this mission when we get back im sleeping with Eren!”
“Haha! Jaeger bomb? That swagless beast?”
“Yea him! I’m gonna fuck his brains out!”
“No! Eren Jaeger I order you to remain a virgin”
“Oh my god! There’s still people dying back there! Why aren’t we fighting?”
“Because your moves are week”
“I could take her”
“Ha! You fight like a substitute teacher”
“What about you? Aren’t you all humanity’s best warriors?”
“Uh yea against regular titans. Not.. fucking.. THAT!”
“Bitch shoot a flare! Let command know that we’re under attack! For gods sake we literally have hundreds of reinforcements just standing around!”
“Hey! Where Eren?”
“WHO FUCKING CARES”
“So why are we running?”
“Because I said so”
Oh so this is what you do? Drop tail and run away like a little bitch!”
“Eren you’re only saying that because I can’t reach back there and pinch smack the shit out of you”
“No I’m only saying that because I wasn’t expecting my heroes to be cowards!”
“Heroes? Kid what the fuck was I for you like Batman?”
“Yes!”
“Ah!”
“No!”
“You ain’t shit I hope you die! I wanna see you die!”
“Jaeger bomb! Was I Batman?”
“No! You were never Batman! You’re a miserable pathetic failure wrapped in self hatred and loathing dying a cold death alone in the middle of the night!”
“Goddamn... Jaeger bomb. I do not care. What I do care about is that basement. So we’re going to keep running. And through heaven or hell, fire or rain, we are getting to that basement, and I am wearing your dead mothers panties ON MY HEAD!”
“...be the only pantries you see for a while”
“SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!!!!!!!!!!!!”
about writing advice
I love writing but I kinda suck at it when it comes to plot and mapping out a story so I just really want some advice on how to do so ;;
