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Someone bless me with a luck of finding love I'm getting more desperate as the days go by that I'm pretty sure next year I'll be considered Sanji bc I'll do ANYTHING for a woman and no one would be able to compare to my downbadness, I would probably willingly bark, crawl, carry and worship them. And atp if that future happens I might as well be considered a women repellent with how with one glance a girl might either laugh or walk away from my sorry ass. Call me Edgar Allan Poe with how I'll be writing love poems call me Einstein as I discover ways to make someone fall in love with me call me a wizard as I conjure up ways to make the nearby fine shyt actively need me

If you read all this watch :https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=EyBjabVi7m2iwYGV

I should get some pills dawg what is this shit

let me read my yaoi in peace

Have you ever felt that Some people are just overly mean on this website? :3

A robot where it has no face, like the robots from the Michelle's vs the machines and that one robot cowboy























Furries-

(I don't mean it in a sexual way- but id date one-)

Any science nerds here who can fucking tell me WHY I KEPT HEARING PLASTIC NOISE AND A SMALL LIGHT WHENEVER MY TWO BLANKETS RUBBED EACH OTHER

MF I REMEMBER MY HAIR STANDING UNDER THE BLANKET WHEN I LIFT IT UP ABOVE MY HEAD AND WHEN I MY HAND TOUCHED THE BLANKET I GOT HURT A BIT WTF-

(I have been sleeping with 3 blankets for almost 2 fucking years cause I can't handle the cold, what's worse is that my sister uses only 1 blanket whereas mine is probably thicker with the 3 combined blankets, yes I got hairs on my arms and legs)

so last night my boyfriend told me that he was actually submissive and didn’t actually like being in control and don’t get me wrong. I’m actually very happy about that like that’s literally my type so I have no problem with that and being the dominant one in our relationship, but I was wondering if I should switch up our relationship dynamic a little bit like before he told me this I wouldn’t say he was necessarily in control of me, but I still did give him some control over what I did cause I thought that was what he would like and I felt comfortable and trusted him enough to do that knowing he wouldn’t abuse that power but he actually told me that made him really nervous and confused what to do so I was wondering should I act like more of the boyfriend in this relationship like if that makes sense? I know this might sound really stupid and I might seem like an idiot making this post but where each other‘s first partners and I want to make him feel comfortable. So I wanna make sure I do this right because in my culture it’s normal for the guy to be in control and women to be submissive to the man so I don’t really know what to do right now like I have an idea, but I just wanna make sure that I do it right and make him feel good

its right here claim it.

i have so many reports im gen about to cry like enough alr with public speaking. Stupid thesis, random ass essays, portfolio, idk dance videos for PE and theathre play like all this.. in just 2-3 months left... kill me already!! my 2nd year ass barely survived midterms with 1.78 grade, my ass was almost a fucking dean lister!! still glad to still have my scholarship but i dont think ill survive this final terms cus i failed all my quizzes and got 0 in my exams in rizal cus i wrote my answers in pencil... like sorry??? bitch didnt even just left me off with a warning but no i gotta get a 0 because i shouldve been aware that i write my answers in pen. YOU DIDNT TELL US THAT AND WE USED PENCILS FOR MOST EXAMS I TOOK THE DAMN ENTRANCE EXAM WITH AN PENCIL?!

It seems like there have a lot of problem regarding me saying that i feel homophobic i dont know how to express it in words I just wanted to say that i dont feel the same way seeing irl couples i'm really sorry for he misunderstanding i have come to realise theres a difference between fictional and reality actually i came to also realize that i dont really feel grossed out i just dont care they r minding their own business so am i i really didnt mean to come as homophobic what i actually want to say is I don't feel the same way looking at this real couple as I did with this fictional couple. Someone actually commented this. I really am sorry if i offended someone. I realized my mistake and i think i really need a break and i am taking a very long one. once i'm sorry and it seems the problem is solved and there's no need reply anymore i'm really young i've benn in this site for 2 years and its time to lve my life to the fullest. I'm sorry and thanks for the advices

Mine is being both Bisexual and Aromantic, first of all, how tf does this even works

what does "ts pmo icl" mean?? i see people on the forums using it a lot, and I'm barely online anywhere else to know what tf this is supposed to mean. i tried googling but something very unrelated is coming up (unless ts really means total solids)

the recent bombing has made me shocked. the bombing where children b*dies were flying. another one where a children was h*adless.
free Palestine
israel should dissapear from this earth.

so its ok to be heterophobic but not ok to be homophobic?
how does that work?

so i'm a huge bl fan, i read yaoi mangas and i freaking love them but for some reason seeing homosexuals in reality just makes me feel homophobic....i wonder why like, the bl animations, manhwas I like the very much i squeal, or run or kick my pillow whenever there's a cute scene. But If saw something like that in rl i dont have the same feeling...Is something wrong with me(I think so)I'm not hating its just not the same feeling. I'm so concerned about myself...

im so fucking bored rn so tell me your worst dating experience that makes you shiver til this day thinking about it

Apparently Heesu in class 2 got adapted to a kdrama, i was excited and wanted to watch cus i heard the manhwa was atleast good altho i never read it cus of the artstyle (im art conscious sorry) but the straight couple got more screentime?? what yall think of this?? heesu in class 2 fans?

I can't remember much but I remember there only being like 1 chapter when I read this, the top was a huge guy with some body guards (I think) and the bottom was tan and I wanna say he had blonde hair but idk.... AND I THINK THE BOTTOM WAS ON A MISSION! and also they were in a elevator together and the top was behind him hard I think lol. I wanna reread this so bad but I cannot remember the name

SO BASICALLY, i was sitting with my guy bf outside at night on a bench right (mind you, we were at a party) . And i was talking a lot and i said “why don’t you start the conversation?” and he was like “About what?” So i said “well what do you want to talk about?”. AND THEN HE WENT SILENT AND WAS STARING AT ME, AND I WAS STARING BACK. AND HE KINDA MOVED CLOSER AND I DID, AND IT WAS JUST AN AWKWARD SILENCE AND THEN WE WENT INSIDE. HELP ME RANDOM STRANGERS ON MANGAGO, I SUMMON YOU ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

A disclaimer, this entire series is satire. It's not meant to be good LMAO, it's meant to be badly written on purpose. This is a request from someone who wants more stories about the guy with big balls.

SCENARIO

So back to the nightclub. The idol who's balls are as big as the sun confesses that he also dances in this club for extra bucks occasionally so he is even more embarrassed that you've noticed him in the club. As you talk he confesses that not getting laid for 10 years has meant he's very nervous about dating. He says this whilst having his first fizzy drink in 12 years, and confesses his career as an idol is due to end very soon.

A few months later, he is officially resigned as an idol, and as a 30 year old guy who is a great dancer but struggles to work, he finds a job as a pole dancer (sometimes stripping) in nightclubs to keep his head afloat. When you go to DA CLUB and find him there on the pole by surprise, his galaxy-sized nuts swinging around the pole, he is very embarrassed to see you.

After his dance he goes up to you and says "... we keep on running into one another. not many people even remember that i was an idol once." he looks very sad about it all. "I just wish i had some friends. some supporters. even my coworkers in DA CLUB are nervous around me, saying i seem too 'amazing' and that."

The ex idol seems very depressed and sad, yet is happy he can at least talk to you.

The next day you randomly save him for when his shipping spills out of his hands thanks to his big shlong being in the way; and after a while, he thinks 'maybe this person could be someone to get closer to!' Grateful for all your help, he asks if you'd like to join him sometime. What will you say to him?