Grandma's cat bites my leg when I tried to put that mf back into his cage. I pick it up and that lil shit bites and clawed my hands. I got 10 scrathes and it hurts like hell. The next day, that lil shit got into fight with another cat because karma is a bitch. reply
Well one time my family where visiting some of our friend who have a dog (lab) and the dog kept jumping on me and then start humping me. And ONLY me not my sister or the others, just me. And it was so embarrassing because I didn’t know what to do and everyone was watching and the dog was humping me ╥﹏╥ reply
A German Shepherd that my mother's ex boyfriend was pet-sitting at his house, jumped on me and knocked me down and then proceeded to tear into my forehead. With me squirming underneath the dog trying to escape, we started in the dining room and ended up in the living room next to my mother and her boyfriend. The boyfriend beat the dog with a rolled...... reply
When I was 5, a goat (in a relative’s backyard in iraq) charged at me, headbutted me and pinned me to a brick wall with its horns. It was so painful. I thought my ribs would get crushed. To this day I am terrified of them. reply
i am terrified of monkeys. when i was a kid, our neighbour had a monkey and the older brother brought it to us to "play" and it clung to me and ripped my hair out. another experience i had w monkeys is when we went to bali, they tryna steal my glasses, my sling bag, manage to stole our drinks. IM SO SHAKEN BY THEM THEYRE SCARY 3 reply
I was masturbating under my sheets once and my cat was in the room, I was watching porn not paying attention and next thing I feel is claws being dug into my dick, she thought I was playing a game because the sheet kept bouncing, couldn’t masturbate for a week.
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I was waiting for a bus to come then a GODDAMN PIGEON JUST TOOK A SHIT AT ME AND THERE WAS ALOT OF PEOPLE THERE TOO. I went home smelling like birdshit. There was a time where I was just minding my own business then my siblings cats will just scratch my face for NO FVCKIN REASON reply